Your tits are I can't wait for
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
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He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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