im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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