I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
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I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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