i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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