the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
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if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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