hotel room ftw
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
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She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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