This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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