The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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