like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
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Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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