We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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