i just had sex bonerless
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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