Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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