Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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