i already hear my dad disowning me
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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