Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
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You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Panties = found
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