That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
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I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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