I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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