do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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