I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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