I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
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so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
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As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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