Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
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so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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