She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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