We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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