some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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