I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
What a dumb baby whore.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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