Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
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you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
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Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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