it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
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Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
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