either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
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And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
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You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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