Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
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Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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