Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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