I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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