we have officially lost it.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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