You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
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Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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