Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
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The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
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