Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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