I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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