fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
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So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Your penis caused this!
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