are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
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I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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