i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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