margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
that is very illegal...i love you.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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