Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
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let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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