Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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