k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
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I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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