They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
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So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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