That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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