David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
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i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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