wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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