I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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