Where is the hickey?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
zippers are such a cool invention
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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