New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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